Dear person or personnel,

If you have 10 or more "american girl" brand dolls, you are at grave risk of americangirl- glyconutritionazema- outofthingstobuy Syndrome. This deadly disease can be cured with the help of your local american girl specialists. But it is very hard to cure when you are addicted or may become addicted.
When times get hard, do you reach for your doll? Studies show that when in depression, AG is a way to get revenge on whomever you are mad at/with/ or your reason of depression. These studies also show that reaching for your doll can leave you one or more of the following: sick with americangirl- glyconutritionazema- outofthingstobuy Syndrome, or broke. In the event that either of these happen, you might be an "agahaulic". This is pronounced "ag (a as in apple, g as in glove) a haul ick".
Q= What does it mean to be an agahaulic?
A= This means that you are at grave risk of developing americangirl- glyconutritionazema- outofthingstobuy Syndrome. This syndrome is simply running out of things to buy which leaves you in an AG coma.
Q= What is an AG coma?
A= An AG coma is when you have everything american girl possibly available, and you then go into immediate shock and faint. This stage will continue until new items release or become available that you have not yet purchased.
Q= How do I cure the Syndrome?
A= The only possible way is to sell 1/4 of your collection, unfortunately. Selling will give you room to add on, and will put you in charge of your AG dept.

Questions or comments, please post here or PM *Marisol_Grace_Girl*.
Doctor Katya will help you begin your process of curing the Syndrome by talking with you and learning about your collection. Then, she will have you take a short questionnaire about your collection. From there, she will offer you the options of curing.

<font color="#051E50" size="1">[ January 05, 2006 07:26 PM: Message edited by: *Marisol_Grace_Girl* ]</font>